Part 21: Alternate Ending 6
ALTERNATE ENDING 6:
CO: Surface the ship, XO... I think I'd like to get a little air.

XO: Very good, Sir. Officer of the deck, take us up.

OOD: Surface the ship, aye.

The fresh air feels good. I can't wait to be home. Once I get home to New Jersey, I'm gonna do something fun. Something I haven't done since I was a kid...

doink

Ring Toss Attendant: Hey, you missed, Pal.
(With apologies to Slowbeef and Diabetus. Check out their Retsupurae of the interminable Darkseed 2 here.)