Part 17: Chapter XII. Pinecone!
Chapter XII. Pinecone!
Kiki always wanted to be a model, and I think the fact that I beat her to it with a week of modelling made her jealous and angry. And if there's one thing I can't stand, it's when my friends or jealous and angry. Clearly, something had to be done.
I decided the best way to make Kiki a model was to talk to Elliot beforehand and say I wanted to make her a model. He, being the excellent... agent... uh... I wasn't even really sure what he did for a job title - but whatever - he being excellent at it, he decided I should set up the shoot.
I really didn't have to tell any of you that, I'm sure.
Anyway, it was also really important for me to procure a pinecone.
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Ah, Erica. I should just ignore her whenever she speaks to me.
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Now I couldn't just go to meet Hippie. That'd be STUPID.
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So I went to see Elliot instead.
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And with that, I had a pinceone. I was halfway there.
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I went back and Erica said:
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But I just ignored her.
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Time to call Hippie!
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Haha! Okay, so I decided to call her back.
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Good thing I made her promise - otherwise she wouldn't be ready later!
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Anyway, now to call Kiki!
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Golden Line time!
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Now off to go see Kiki.
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Hey, wow! What a coincidence! This scene was EXACTLY LIKE RIGHT BEFORE MY DATE WITH CONOR! I had to brush her hair, give her the shoes (Go-go boots) and... do the.. make-up. Why do I feel like I hear a man crying in the distance? Anyway! Here's some highlights:
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Now to call Shana.
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And off to-
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NOW off to Shana! Hippie! Whatever?
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And then Kiki did her shoot.
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Just so we're clear - I'm not doing some weird joke. This happens after every single dealing with a person in this chapter and you never have the option to actually answer Erica.
Off to Elliot!
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Oh, come on!
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So I gave him Kiki's modeling portfolio.
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We both thought about it.
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He... he had to be kidding.
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job. Goodbye.
OH FUCK YOU SPRUNG.
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Oh good! He was kidding!
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And?
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Yay! This made me happy!
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With a pinecone and $100, what could possibly go wrong?!
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There! You have your fuckin' fanservice! Can I close this piece-of-shit already?! Elliot wasn't kidding; you forget the fuckin' blush or something and you have to re-do the whole goddamned stage!