Part 7: Chapter VI. Attack of the Augmented Stereotypes
Chapter VI. Attack of the Augmented Stereotypes
My first day as a real model! I couldn't wait! I wanted to be a model since I was three years old if my Golden Line Notebook was anything to go by!
Now... it was time for lights! Camera! Action!
I stopped by Elliot's studio which looked exactly like the loft he was staying at.
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And then he took on a murderous look in his eyes.
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Uh... okay! What could possibly go wrong?
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Oh no! The photographer was a drugged-out Hippie! I had to make sure this shoot would go okay! Being a girl is rough!
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I could only think of the previous things I'd thought to say.
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I'll spare you. I had to repeat all that nonsense that Hippie told me.
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And then she gave me:
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Gasoline? On a hippie? Ha!baby breath posted:
Oh God, what is with the obnoxiously stereotypical behavior of the characters in Becky's game?
You should've maced+gasoline'd her while you could, Becks! That said, offer to pose by the door so you can run the hell away faster.
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Pepper spray on the other hand...
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I'll spare you this as well. Basically, when I mentioned posting by the wall:
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It turned out I just had to keep guessing the alternatives, until I mentioned posing by the steps.
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And the same for...
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The skis.
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And finally:
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While I liked jaunty, Hippie preferred "apathetic."
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And then I had to repeat the three! It was like this conversation was just two short, stupid memory games!
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I had no idea being a model was so taxing! After completely forgetting about the stairs, skis, and apathetic face, we took a few and Elliot came back.
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Yay!
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And then he gave me $50!
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And he gave me Hippie's number!
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What do you think? Brett touched it up a little.
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Incidentally, I went back to ask the hippie how it was going some more.
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It was like she wasn't listening, but I knew it was a Golden Line, so I wrote it down. And then:
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Love... beads? What do I use these for?