Part 3: Damsel in Distress
Chapter 3: Damsel in Distress
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Mayor Regis finally relents, because the last time he didn't buy into Billy's story when she came in talking about the [Warrior of Light], she stood in his doorway for three days straight. It was all entirely inconvenient.
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"Mother, I hate you."
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There's a lot of penis nickname jokes to be had here, but damned if I can't think of one.
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Basically, Regis talks for another five bubbles about how Westa should bring Tallgeese downstairs before he finally gets fed up and comes down on his own.
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So basically Regis thanks our hero...
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... then proceeds to lecture him.
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"No one is that stupid."
"Well maybe I am, okay"
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You see, the whole idea behind the Earth Federation's laws about not showing off your high-tech shit on backwards planets has nothing to do with screwing up the natural order of things. It's more about not having to put up with shit like this.
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... Because Swords of Light generally tend not to have batteries? And are usually shaped like swords? I dunno.
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Well now that they're talking about pretty much nothing, this isn't a bad time to point out that picture on the wall there. Does it look familiar?
Anyway.
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Tallgeese isn't dumb, he knows that this is going to take for fucking EVER.
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They are really creative on this planet.
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"chance against a meteorite that is able to cause such misfortune."
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This entire fucking game is so vague that not even its own NPCs get it.
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You are not the father!
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Like most dejected accusatory talk show guests, Billy storms out as soon as she finds out the truth.
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"[sword of light]..."
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BEDTIME SEE YOU LATER GOONS
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No, that wouldn't be a proper way to end the update!
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We would have to get this treasure box first
okay the end