The Let's Play Archive

Super Mario RPG

by mastajake

Part 19: Whatchu Gonna Do Wit All That Junk?




Whatchu Gonna Do Wit All That Junk?

Video of Valentina and Dodo boss fight / Backup

When we last left our heroes, they were still in the land of clouds.


Déjà vu, anyone?


Nice recovery.


You


Shall not


PASS!!!


Well, you were hanging around in the first place anyone would think to look...


Geno: How the hell did she just double in size?


Bowser: What the...


Bowser: If you mess with the turtle, you're gonna get the shell.......


Bowser: I think I'll take a nap for no apparent reason while Dodo flies away.


Peach: Go go Gadget goodie bag!
Could you be any more worthless here?


Dodo: I didn't; he fell asleep.


Dodo: See: there he goes again.


Mallow: Couldn't they have done that before we pulverized them?
You need to learn the meaning of the word "we," my friend.


Wait....where the crap did they go?........


Just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.


Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit. He took the midnight train goin' anywhere.


Don't stop


Believin!


Mallow: Where can we find the nearest feather for a cape?!


That bird is so clumsy.
Geno: You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
You can just shut the hell up. Go take the key to your parents, Mallow. We'll wait here for no apparent reason.


I'm pretty sure we sold this parasol a long time ago...



Don't mind if I...


Like I said, don't mind....
King Nimbus: Wait! Show us a jump instead!!!
Ugh. Fine.


There. Ya happy?


To the volcanomobile!


"Fertilizer." Okay, I wanna know what the crap kind of fertilizer it is that they felt the need to put quotes around it.


Mallow: Hey Croco, what's up?
Croco: Ah! Stay the hell away from me! I'm still bruised from the last time you thought I was stealing something.


Mallow: Wait! We weren't gonna....we were, weren't we.
Peach: Better believe it.
Bowser: Sweet ring!


Suuuuure. Give it to us when we only have one more left to get.


Wow, ya think?


Oh, believe me. We will. Right Peach?
Peach: Hell yeah, big boy!
Bowser, Geno, Mallow:



Who the hell keeps their hot tub at nearly boiling?


It's a good thing there aren't any cliffs anywhere then.


Oh, I bet this is like the last one where I fall back to where I started....


Soooooonnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvaaaaaa!!!!!!


Geno: Well that was conveniently placed.
I'm already bored of this place. Sheesh. Let's go back to Monstro Town to make sure my minions in the gym are still jumping like idiots.


Mallow: HMMMMM.....

*next door*

Piranha Plant: Oh, yeah. That douche keeps his door sealed all the time. Which sucks, cause, you know, he blasts his music out at 3 in the morning, and we can't get in there to tell him to shut the hell up. He opens it with some crystal or something.


To the mines!


One what?
Moleman: Of my daughters.
..........no thanks, man. You know where I can get a crystal, or shiny rock, or something?
Moleman: Yeah, that whore in the center of town is selling them.


Hell yeah. How much?
Whore: It's on the house this time. Come back again, though, you tasty Italian hunk.....
Peach: Back off, bimbo.

Before going back to Monstro Town, they stopped off at Rose Town.


[insert overdone joke relating fertilizer to semen here]





Gardener: That freaking plant put a hole in my ceiling!


Gardener: Hey, where are you going?! You've still gotta pay for this!


Sweet.


What the.....I just got one of these!


Ah, now I see.
Peach: I = uber now.

*back in Monstro Town*



I wonder what awaits us in here..........