The Let's Play Archive

Secret of Monkey Island

by Clavius

Part 36: Mission Inflatable (Part 1)

Mar 08, 2008

The name's Threepwood.

Ace Threepwood.

Pirate, Acrobat, Ghostbuster, Philanthropist, Space Adventurer, Love Machine...

Master of stealth.

My mission: To infiltrate the super secret underground lair of the ghost pirates for the world saving root.

Oh man, this is so badass.

I wonder if there's any hot spectral brides showering around here...

I could totally stand there all invisible and they'd totally be naked. Awesome.

Little radioactive chickens! I want it I want it I want it!

I love little glowing chickens!

But little glowing piglets? You are sick!

There are no hot spectral brides down here. There are no hot spectral brides at all!

I demand a refund!

Now where was I?

Ah yes, my incredibly brave manly masculine testosterone fueled manly man man mission and just my general overall brillia...


No! I must follow my trail back in and face him!

I have the perfect plan!

No. A vicious mauling with a staple remover is unbecomming of the likes of Ace Threepwood.

Oh hey a key, those are always useful.

Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaaa, you can't see me, suck it dickbag.

[A girlish squeal undetectable to the naked ghost-ear]

Oh thankyou merciful Jesus.

Maybe if I edge very slowly towards it I won't disturb him...

-four hours later-

What is so damn interesting out of that fucking window anyway?


What I wouldn't give for a banana-picker right now.

Magnetic compass, eh?

It's floating in mid-air! It's a GHOST KEY!

Oh... Right...

Alright, that was a close one, but we've acquired a key. Now let's get the hell out of here before he figures it out.

Oh hell, one more for the road.

I wanna play with those adorable hellchickens some more!

But wait just a minute here, what's this!


Come here old friend, we've got a lot of catching up to do!

Oh you will pay for this.