The Let's Play Archive

Secret of Monkey Island

by Clavius

Part 7: Severed Limbs and Hurt Feelings

Nov 28, 2007

Time's to gets me's some's fighting words.

Ah, the punters have arrived.

No shoes, and stinking of booze. Perfect.

I'm scared, maybe a few pleasantries first...

Nice night we're having isn't it.

I sure hopes ya had sumpting more importan' ta stop me for?

Why do you guys talk so funny?

Pirate Lingo! It's how everyone talked back then.

Well, if you insist, old bean.

My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!

And here we have our list of insults. The idea is to have a response for every insult that can be thrown at you, and to have every insult to throw. And since we already know the answers to the cow and shish kabob insults, we'll go with the one we stole from george-lucas-troll.

I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.

And since he had the correct response, we get pushed back, but we also gain the answer to that particular insult.

Come on Guybrush, remember your training.

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

But... but... Cow?
Fuck, one more and we're toast. We learned a new insult though.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah?

The cinematic slow motion horror of your weapon flying from your hands.

I was only kidding, please don't take my chicken!

Whew, that was a close one.

Now let's do what any sane person would do in our position, taunt somebody bigger than ourselves.

My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!

Let's try out one of these shiny new insults shall we.

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet.

Why, did you want to borrow one.

Okay, we got pushed back straight away, but no matter, we gained another answer.

Hahaa! I know this one! Thank-you troll!

He must have taught you everything you know.

We've gained some ground. Hooray!

Now let's try another one we don't have an answer for.

Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.

You run THAT fast?

This will not end well.

Balls. Not again.

Oh yeah?

If we want to beat that legendary sword master, we need to train, and fast. And you know what that means.
Oh yes, it's...

Super Bonus Training Montage Video Time!

Now we are ready. Oh yes. It is time.