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We Know The Devil

by Flac

Part 5: First Playthrough - 8 PM



[SFX: Crickets chirp softly as the evening goes darker. An ominous, rumbling wind blows against the trees. Sometimes, strange unidentifiable thuds can be heard in the distance, like an axe to a trunk.]



♀: ...
♀: ...um...
♆: It's fine.
♃: It's fine.





We still can't quite believe it's a house humans are supposed to spend a night in.

It has electricity, unbelievably, and also illegally, because it could likely burn it down and kill everyone.



♀: ...



♀: I'm trying to think of something positive to say but, uh.
♀: I can't.

[MUSIC: Greenhouse]



♃: In all kinds of ways.
♆: Seriously, I'm in awe. No ordinary idiot built this cabin. An ordinary idiot would have given up long before this.
♆: It takes a truly extraordinary idiot to keep at something he has no idea how to do.
♆: I pray we never have to meet him.
♃: Hmm.
♆: What?
♃: I was just thinking...
♃: It's like, guaranteed the captain built it, right?





♃: There's like half a dozen horrifying shacks here. He must have had so much fun.
♆: God. Hold me please. You've chilled me to the depths of my soul.
♃: Hahahaha.



♀: There's something wrong with the lock.
♃: Is it broken?
♃: I don't hear any static...it really is broken.
♀: That's so dangerous! No one would leave it unlocked like that, would they?
♃: No. They wouldn't.
♆: They could have broken it and not told anyone. That'd be just like Group East.
♀: I think Group South was here last?
♆: Or them, or anyone. They're all jerks who'd rather let the next group take the fall than fix it, so what does it matter which one it was?
♃: The crystal and whisker look fine. It looks like someone tried to tape it together? But it must have come loose.
♀: It could have already been like this...but this kind of charm doesn't break that easily, I don't think. You just need to make sure the wire is securely touching the galena.



Though not that worried.

Humans are much more likely to kill you than the devil is. Statistically.



♀ + ♃ / ♃ + ♆

Yep, another choice already! There's gonna be one of these every hour for quite a few hours. This time you can vote either Venus and Jupiter or Jupiter and Neptune.