Part 4: My tank is flight.
Chapter 4: My tank is flight.
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: You knew all along! You knew this wasn't a bathroom!
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: Who cares about the small details! Get in and give me the upgrade!
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: TROGG CAN SHOTA ROCKSTUFF BETTA
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: Who is trogg?
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: Uhhhh....
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: Hey look! Now you see it..
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: Now you don't!
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: Wasn't that, like, awesome?
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: You are avoiding the question aren't you?
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: Mayyyyyyybe~?
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: Check this out!
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: Hey baby, that's one nice pairs of rims you got there.
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: Teheehee, looks like you could get a good polishing yourself!
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: OH GOD! Errr... sorry babe...
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:
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: The major has nothing on me!
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:
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: Can I ask for your opinion?
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: Sure... I guess...
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: As a man?
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: ...
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...
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: HAY BE SERIOUS IN HERE!
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: After we are done here I want to get a full job on the bodyshop.
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: You want titanium implants?
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: No you silly! I had those done 20 years ago.
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: Ok...
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: You see I want a FULL job. A complete makeover and I want to end up inds like this:
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: A face only a Japanese nerd would love.
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: I know, isn't that awesome?
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: He would be a young hot-blooded young man, kicking reason in the curb, piercing the heavens with his drills and shouting his soul off.
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: And I would be her cute navigational computer. And a forbidden man-machine love would sprout between us.
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: Oooh, it makes my gearbox rattle.
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: Hay! Where are you going?
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: Look, you stay there while I investigate this place. Watch your annimays or something. I don't know nor care.
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: Time to troll 1904chan.
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: Jesus fucking Christ.
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: HAY YOU! Are all machine women insane?
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: Hell yeah they are! Me wife left me for fleshy mutant, do you know how embarrassing that is?
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: HA! That's nothing! Mine left me because I didn't vibrate enough for her! What the fuck does she think I am? A vibrator?
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: So lonely!
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: GET AWAY FROM ME.
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: I hope Mr.Frog is here.
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: Helooo~ Mr.Frog are you in heeeereee~?
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:goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft:
:goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft:
:goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft:
:goleft::goleft::goleft:
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:goleft::goleft::goleft:
:goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft:
:goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft:
:goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft::goleft:
:goleft:: ...
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: Oh God...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: ...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: ...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: ...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: ...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: ...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: ...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: ...
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: Do YOU know where Mr.Frog is?
:goleft:: I KNOW JUST DO...
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:goleft:: GWUA
AAAaaaaahhhhhh....
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: ...
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:...
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: What I was saying? Oh yeah thru a wondrous miracle me and my hot-blooded pilot will end up having a kid!
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: ...
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...
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: That joke is already old you know...
Next time on LP! Blaster Master: My Tank can open doors.