Part 21: Wyndrax's Tower
Hey John! It's good to be back!
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It's great to be here!
So what have you been up to? We haven't talked in a while.
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We, uh, actually haven't talked ever. Why am I here?
Oh, I realized that after dealing with the tragedy of my broken hard drive, I couldn't deal with Romero, so I called you over to talk.
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God, I know that feeling. So what did you want to talk about?
I dunno, whatever you want to talk about. I'm just glad to have someone here who isn't Romero. So what have you been up to lately?
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Not a whole lot. We made a lot of money selling the Doom 3 engine to various companies, so I've had some time to kick back and work on my rockets. You've heard about those, right?
Yeah, I hear you're trying to send a private rocket into a stable orbit. I know you missed out on the prize that Richard Branson's group won, but you're still having fun with it?
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Oh yeah, it's great. It really kinda allows me to kick back and concentrate on having some fun instead of working all of the time.
Man, I hear that. So what's going on with-
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Hey bitch! What's going on? Are we updating?
Uh oh.
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Wait! What the fuck is that piece of shit lying cocksucking trashbag fuckwit doing here?
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I think I should probably be going now. This was a bad idea. You didn't tell me he'd be here.
Dude, I didn't even know. I'm sorry. I swear I didn't tell him shit.
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No, I'm glad that son of a bitch is here. Hey Carmack, are you here to apologize for ripping off all of my good ideas and then throwing me to the curb like a piece of fucking trash when you were done with me?
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You left on your own. I didn't kick you anywhere. And I hardly ripped off all of your ideas. Wasn't your original idea for Quake to turn it into a Deer Hunter game with an experience system, weapons that levelled up, and an attachment that sent 120 volts through your body every time you missed a shot?
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God damn right, and that was a brilliant idea. You're the bastard that would never listen to me.
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John, that idea is terrible.
Seriously, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of, and I've played through most of Daika-
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Shut the fuck up. First of all, who are you, Proteus, to criticize me? And secondly, Carmack, when I want your opinion, I'll pull my dick out of your mouth and ask you for it.
What? What does that even mean? You're sexually attracted to John Carmack?
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Homosayswhat.
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...........what?
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Works every time.
Hahahahahaha
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Fuck you guys. I'm going to go fuck my hot Romanian wife.
Yeah, you go do that. Mr. Carmack, thanks for stopping by. Sorry about the mess.
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It isn't the first time John has fucked up one of my speaking engagements. Did I ever tell you about the time he showed up drunk at E3 while we were announcing Doom 3 and mooned me in front of the EGM reporters?
No, but it sounds like a great story. I wish we had time to hear it, but I have to introduce this map.
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Don't worry about it. I have no shortage of these stories.
I'm sure you don't.
Wyndrax's Tower Intro (Google)
Wyndrax's Tower (Google)
(The not-so-triumphant return. Cronican doesn't get credit for playing Superfly. Fuck him. Also, I tried to fix the sound levels. Someone in the video comments was complaining about our mics clipping. I don't think there's a whole lot I can do about that, but I tried adjusting the sound levels a little bit.
Deathmatch is still scheduled for this Saturday. The Hamachi network name MIGHT change. If it does, I'll post the new one.)
Edit: Also, for the record, LordMune has dubbed them the "Sissy Claws". Perfect name. Unfortunately, we've already recorded all of E3 so I won't get a chance to use it.