The Let's Play Archive

Daikatana

by Proteus4994/Suspicious

Part 22: Crypt of Nharre




Frankomatic posted:

Coincidentally, I know you already recorded these, but you better have used the 6th weapon "correctly"  incorrectly  or I will be sad. Sad with anger.

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Of COURSE I did.

Today's update is going to address a serious matter.

I swear to fucking God, if you try to post another Rick Roll link, John...

Hahahahaha, oh yeah! That was pretty funny, wasn't it? But no. This thread has been pretty popular (no surprise there), so I want to share some of the lessons I've learned in life.

Yeah........I don't think you've learned a single lesson throughout your entire life.

Au contraire!

Lesson #1: Don't date a girl just because she can beat you in deathmatch.

I'd like to think most of the people here are smart enough to know that.

No they're not.

..............I know. A man can dream.

Lesson #2: You know that Dragonforce tattoo you're thinking about getting? Don't. You'll regret it.

Hahahaha, you have a Dragonforce tattoo?

No.

Then how can you kno-

winger

What?

WINGER! I HAVE A FUCKING WINGER TATTOO! ARE YOU HAPPY?

Oddly enough, yes.

Fuck you. Lesson #3: Never trust John Carmack.

I don't think too many of us will have to worry about that one.

Good. Lesson #4: Saying you're going to "make you my bitch" is not a good pickup line.

Found that one out the hard way, huh?

Yeah. Thankfully that jail time will be off of my record soon. Statue of limitations.

Uh........jail time doesn't go off of your record. You're thinking of speeding tickets. And it's STATUTE of limitations. You don't even know what a statute of limitations is, do you?

Completely irrelevant. Lesson #5: Never trust a big butt and a smile.

OK, now you're just quoting Bel Biv Devoe lyrics. I think it's time to move on to the update.

THAT GIRL IS POOOOOIIIIIIISOOOOOOOOOOOOON!



Crypt of Nharre Intro (Google)
Crypt of Nharre (Google)
Crypt of Nharre Outro (Google)

(Not the best video we've ever done. Not the worst either. Not much to say here, really. The sixth weapon is pretty fucking sweet. And by sweet I mean awful.)