Storm the gates!
Oh ok that makes sense since, the dungeon is probably going to be loaded with guards an-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
I'd like to make a point that Reina hasn't said she wanted to save Albert yet.
Why would you pay to have this kind of job? I'd rather buy nobility, but maybe that's just me.
All right, so both knights are wimpy rich kids.
Commander's commander? What the hell kind of rank is that? Furthermore, Gandolph?! I hope I don't have to deal with Phrohdo or Airegorn, or god forbid Jimlee next.
CHESTBARN! The closer we get to the end of this game, the dumber the names become.
And another Magnetman just to piss me off. He is the forgotten Baldwin brother. Not even Billy talks to him.
Video watchin' goes here or here
Expect to see this a lot. The fan is pretty, reliable, and hurts like a motherfucker.
I bought a float magnet. It's fun to watch enemies dangle, but otherwise useless with my current TRAPs.
That is pretty funny.
More fun: Throwing people into gears. It doesn't hurt them nearly as much as you think it would.
I'd give you a 3/10.
Aw crapdoggies, it's Gandolph the Beige.
I guess you're going to be honored.
See that wall the guy who isn't played by Magneto is flying into? It's electrical.
This is him enjoying having 1.21 Gigawatts pumped into his conductive armor.
"Hey this is pretty fun!"
"Let me try! Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
Oh jesus I just noticed his shorts
Do I get a prize? I like prizes. So long as it's not your short-shorts.
All Gandolph needed was to be loved. His cold, black heart could not take it.
Magnetman pisses me off more than any other enemy. Last time I met one, I was able to kill him before he could do anything. This time I wasn't so lucky. He flies around using magnets, and his basic attack is to curl up into a ball ala Metroid and spin around while magnet power tries to suck you in.
So I fed him to a gate.
Of course not! I got a little bit of Ark for killing you.
This is why nobody gives the king a surprise party.
Aw, he's pouting.
If this were any other game, the king would turn into a giant monster and Rumpelstiltskin would have an epic boss battle. That might still happen, but not right now.
And then he was executed, and never heard from again. The end.
King don't give a fuck. I'd be cheering him on if he didn't want to rape Reina and ordered her family killed in front of her.
"Well, since you asked so nicely... All right!"
HOLY SHIT SHE VAPORIZED REINA!
Well... Uh... That plan could have gone better.
I guess next time, Reina gets brainwashed.