Part 11: Lil' Flip
Welcome to The Gauntlet. I have no idea who owns this place... But I think it's a 3rd party with Henry Rollins.
I'm gonna smack the crap out of you like your momma used to do, punk.
Unlike the UFC you can use the octagon itself as a weapon. Like grating the fuck out of peoples faces like this...
And cracking skulls in the door like this!
"Woop woop woop woop"
Method Man:Yeah that's what I'm talkin' about. Whooped that ass! Yo lighten up, what's up man?
Oyster: I'm a virgin. Let's derail this conversation and talk about how Carmen says we're "not ready yet" all the time.
Method Man: Naw man, I mean the plan. The plan's working.
Oyster: Is it? Sure we're winning a few clubs, but how do we know we're getting to Crow?
Busta Rhymes pulls up.
Oyster: So that's your ride, huh? No wonder you wanted this one so bad.
Magic: Hey yo shut up and listen, aight? Crow wants you to stay up out of his clubs. That's it.
Oyster: Or what?
Magic: Or we gonna give you a dirt nap!
Oyster: You tell Crow maybe if he's tired of losing he should find himself a real fighter.
Magic: OH! So you's a real fighter now huh?
Magic: Let's see how well you do fighting on your own!
OH IT IS ON!
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP!
Method Man: You still think we aint gettin' to Crow? heh.
Mistah FAB music video!