Part 21: Mardi Gras (Part 2)

She's waiting, you've got one chance to make an impression.




Make it count.




Nice.






I think she approves!








Lay it on thick, it's the only way.




She's loving it.






And remember the golden rule, the angrier she looks, the more aroused she is.









Boy, we haven't been like this since... well...


Since I quit my job and moved away without leaving a forwarding adress?


Was that what happened? Gee, I thought...


Guybrush! Can't you take a hint? We were a mistake! I thought we had an agreement.



Alright, this is your chance, start with the smooth talk already!



So tell me... You and the gardener? eh?


Same old Guybrush.



Ensure she knows that she's the only one.



Those other women meant nothing to me.


Sorry, Threep. I don't play those games anymore.



She looks uncomfortable, try and make her more at ease.



Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?


I'm warning you, you're getting on my nerves.





When a woman asks you to leave, never, under any circumstance should you listen.










I think that went quite well!




Now let her miss you a little before springing your surprise.




No. Not that surprise. The other surprise.




The mood is perfect. Now!




Beautiful.





Hit the road!



I don't understand...




You did everything right.




You go tell that crazy bitch what's what!







I realise now what a fool I've been.


Oh really?




Elaine, save me from this whirlpool of misery.


Do you really expect me to fall for that?



Hey this crap seems to be working for some reason. Keep doing it.



May lightning strike me if I bear false intentions!


Is that supposed to make me swoon?




Can't you see how my heart has suffered?


You're getting warmer...


You've almost won her. Oh hell just one more.




Is it my imagination, or have you gained weight?


Ooooh, it's going to be that way is it?



Okay get back on the case now, we don't have all day.



My life's been meaningless without you.


Well, that's not the MOST stupid thing you've ever said.




You were right. I was a buffoon. And a weenie.


Oh Guybrush. I know I shouldn't have anything to do with you.



Score!



Does that mean you're going to let me have the map?


The map! Is that what this is all about? I should have known better!









You heard the lady.




And now it's just a simple matter of...




Hey! Stupid wind.




Quit doing that!




This isn't fair!








Crap.




Well, better go chase it.




But you look so pretty!




Okay, I think the map fell somewhere near here.






Dammit!




Oh to hell with this. I am so outa here.



At this point the thread was closed for 3-4 weeks because of updates sucking and not wanting to do it, etc.