Part 3: Chapter III. Dickbag X
Chapter III. Dickbag X
My happiness from getting a modeling contract was short lived, because it turned out someone was trying to weasel his way back into my life.
"Look, Becky," Brett said. "He's a Dickbag, and your ex. Call him Dickbag X!" Brett seemed to call every guy he didn't like "Dickbag." I think he really liked the word.
Anyway, I was out on the nature trail when...
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Wow. It was so nice of a complete stranger to come by and tell me that! Are all people in Colorado like this?
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Oh. She was just a gossipy bitch.
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... Who thought my nails looked like shit. Well, whatever. I had more important fish to fry.
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I wanted to let him have it! But I didn't want to spaz out... wait, the guy flew out from New York to see me. Why the hell couldn't I freak out? That's like stalker shit!
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And with that, I went to the boutique where I heard that he was, to see for myself.
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I froze up. I wasn't really sure what to say! And I definitely couldn't use items!
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Uh...
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Sea- er, DB-X was a little dense, to say the least.
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He was?
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I could have followed this up with "Look...", but you guys are right. I need to assert!
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This was it...
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How should I let him have it?
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Guys, I can't mace him! ...Wait, maybe I can.
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I wonder what the end result would be...
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Not only can Becky mace people without it being Game Over immediately afterwards, but unlike Brett, there are no characters in the game she cannot mace.
Edit: I'm also a fan of how happy she looks when she does it.
You know what guys? I don't know...
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Would probably be met with "Not as ridiculous as you'll look in a prison jumpsuit!"
Let me try...
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So I sprayed him in the eyes again.
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...Nah, that couldn't work out well for me.
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Maybe...
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But he'd run away before I could do it again. And I'd still go to jail.
I had to handle this smarter.
With gasoline.
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Damn right, fucker!
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No... that wouldn't work. I'd have to try a different tack...
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No way!
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Shit! I WAS still wearing the bracelet!
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Crap... I needed to show him I was angrier, somehow.
Enough was enough. I have had it with Sean!
I threw the bracelet right in his dumb face! Kiki would have been so proud of me!
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He even started to cry!
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What a baby!
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I was so happy that I told Brett all about it and he made me one of his Photoshops!
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I'm now officially a free woman! Here's to being single!
edit: Oh yeah! On my way out, I yelled out "Eat yellow snow and die!" It was gold!
The conversation to get to that Golden Line isn't very far off from what we did.