Part 5: Bonus 1. Gossip Mongering
Bonus 1. Gossip Mongering
I was hanging out with the girls - Erica, Kiki, and Leanne, I mean - when...
Oooh! A gift-certificate! And if there's one thing I enjoyed doing, it was SHOPPING!
But who would have good gossip...?
Sprung is completely out of ideas in this scene.
I walked over to Alex.
What to say?
That's a nice earring.
Where is it going?
Wait - what did walking past the nature trail have to do with-
Awesome! Now I had some gossip for Thailand! But maybe not enough. I walked over to Erica...
Erica? A date? What the-?
You have a date tonight?
I wonder if she meant literally a fox made of stone. I wouldn't put it past her.
...The.. the what? There's a Manhunter joke here, but I can't delay an update to find it.
Customers are always coming in and out of here. Heard any dirt?
Elliot?! What a freak! Also, Brett mentioned a girl he called Hippie. I wonder if I'll meet her at any point...
And so I walked over to Kiki.
KIKI IS A SLUT
Do you guys really get it though?
Hehe - well this "Danny" might very well be...
Oh, Kiki, you and your...
...fourth-wall breaking... references... uh, okay!
Well, out with it!
Awesome! This was trivia that maybe three - or dare I dream four - people in the whole world would like!
And with that, it was time to go to Thailand.
God, what a hick. Why was I trying to entertain her again? Oh, right! Gift card!
Guess what I heard!
What the-? It appears the gossiper got something ironic to happen! I guess. I don't know. Even I was fucking bored with this.
And with that she gave me a Gift Card, and that was the end of that chapter.
Coming up... I meet the infamous Danny!