Part 5
#3.5
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Frustrated with the little dog-elf people's refusing to understand him, Bowie decides to take out his aggression on the local wildlife.
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...and these guys still are dingers.
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I decide to go check out that bald dude's house again (because I have nowhere else to go), but now there's someone new for me to talk to!
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And for no reason that I can think of, he makes me fight bald-head.
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Improper use of comma, Stom.
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This went on for about two minutes, back on forth, up and down along the house. This is a lot harder to do on a keyboard than it is on a controller. My hand literally ached after this scene.
I finally shove the hairless wonder against the back wall after a handcrippling session.
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I trek my way back through the poison swamp to find that I can talk to the dog things now!
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...and apparently they hate me.
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This is a lesson in discrimination. What the hell did I ever do to them?
Strangely enough, though, I still like this town better than Leaf. Leaf is still shit and I would rather have these dog things rip off my stones and feed them to me than be forced to go to Leaf for one more fucking second.
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One of the residents seems to forget that I'm a huge idiot human and asks me whether or not I've seen its loinspawn. Of course I haven't, I've combed the whole damn swamp eight times over grinding levels, I would have noticed a little shithead running around hating me because I'm tall and smelly.
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Oh wait, there he is. Yay for event conditions.
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Fortunately, because he is oblivious to the racial problems that surround his culture, he follows me through the swamp back to the village. I don't pretend to understand this. These dograbbit creatures live next to the swamp, don't you think they'd at least have a basic knowledge of the area? After all, it's not like the little tyke was that far away. He was literally a turn or two from the village.
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Upon returning to town, the little brat runs like holy hell. Maybe he IS a human-hater. Jes' like his momma.
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Oh okay he just wanted to be with his mother. I guess I can understand that.
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Now that I've saved the brat's life, the rest of the town decides that it's okay to talk to me. Even the mayor.
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oh, they're dwarves? okay whatever.
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And that's the rest of the update I meant to post last night. Next time: Dwarf-Eating Monster (which is a good name for a band)