Part 11: Day Girl 5 - Canon FailureCanon Failure Route
When you woke up late
More sleep is good.
Even though I said that sleepy
I cant sleep! I absolutely cant fall asleep!
Its already night time maybe I am not suitable for day job
Better rush this time
It would be bad if I dont hurry!
Kanta is still late, so might as well have some extra time.
It would be terrible if I dont hurry!
Ah its too late
Since I am already late, I will take my time going there. No need to rush.
I will pick this as canon since it means Kanta remember to feed his cat.
When confronted by the boss for tardiness
Oops, my bad.
Good for you
Sorry, Chief Kyouko! I overslept!
Kanta you sure have a rich night life dont you?
Oh no, not like that at all!
Then what is it ?
Really, its true! Really really true!
(I am cover in cold sweat!)
When the phone rang
(Dont answer it, I must not answer it! I MUST ABSOLUTELY NOT GET THE PHONE!)
**Riiiinng riiing riiing... Ring . Ri--!*
My work is done!
When asked to help out with overtime
Is it extra work?
Is it very urgent?
I DONT WANNA! I HATE THESE BORING JOBS!
I cant do it! So much pressure!
Too much effort!
Few days later
Kanta, can you come over?
Right this side.
Resignation letter you know how to write it right?
Rejecting is actually a good choice, so let it be canon.
I am very busy with my current workload, so I cant help you at the moment
It cant be helped
When invited to lunch and ask what you like to order
My boss is paying; I am too scared to order something expensive, so I better go with something cheap.
Please give me the cheapest one
You dont have to be so reserve
Not at all! I just want to see how the cheapest would taste!
Is that so
Then, please give me an order of this and this.
Gotcha, we will have it ready soon
Thanks for the wait.
Have a nice meal.
This mixed nuts is no simple snack The homegrown nuts sprinkle with natural salt from Akō city, the chef here is Amazing!
How is it?
What is this filth!?
The flavor is too strong
zurfenturf's Comment: When Kanta is criticizing/praising the food at restaurant, his hairstyle changes to characters from food-critic-centric, "Oishinbo": to its protagonist Shiro when he realizes the entree is drat good, and to Yuzan, Shiro's rival/father, if his response is lukewarm about it.
And its too weak
Ah! Is too strong And then too weak ?
When creepily staring at your boss is not enough
May my kiss reach her heart
Have to be louder
When deciding to slack
The internet awaits for my important post on the forum!
This is your Kotehan.
kotehan - This means "handle name". When the one holding the nama (Nico Nico broadcasts) asks for the commenters' kotehan, he's asking them to be un-anon or to put a name beside their comment (using @(name)) so he'll know who he's talking to.
Edit: It's pointed out by saihate that this looks like 2chan board instead of nico nico, so Kanta just comment about people name / username / alias.
1: OnonoimoTa: 08/02/08
Alright. How are you pigs doing!
2: OnonoimoTa: 08/02/08
3: OnonoimoTa: 08/02/08
Third! Because I'm slacking off at work lol
4: Anonymous: 08/02/08
Youre the pig. Good job on slacking off.
Wah! Chief! S-sorry!
Please get back to work.
Good, shes gone. Now to update my blog.
How many friends do I have now ?
I should make the Babes blog, Movie blog, Punk blog, hmm and the Community blog!
I like punk and metal. 28 years old. My favorite music label is Hell Cat! Meow~
Its been a while, pleaase read the lyrics I wrote today
Edit 2 by saihate: Regarding Ononoimo, I'm not sure if it means Anonymous. In Japanese netspeak, anonymous is "名無し" (Nanashi/Nameless). I think it's a references of some sort, but I'm on a school computer without a Japanese keyboard, so I can't look it up now. I did get some results for a TV show. I'll just pretend he's trembling potato or something.
You done making the Community blog yet?
Wah! Chief! S-sorry!
The food is making me sleepy
I have eaten lunch, so full, so full.
Get back to work.
Eh, I didnt sleep, I didnt sleep.
Im just closed my eyes to think! Really!
Please get back to work!
When the boss falls on top of you .
Theres only one answer.
This is what I most desired!
I challenge thee.
When it is time to party after work
To the party!
Associate Party! The party is summoning me!
Well then, good job everyone!
When suddenly recall that you forgot to mail the work
Not much to the shuttle choice, so lets preserve our job.
Oh no, I didnt send the data!
This is bad !
Since it has come to this!
Must preserve job
Sorry, everyone. I need to go back to the company! So sorry! But I will be back! I will definitely be back!
I should go!
Hurr hurr this is the data
Theres some errors .
Interestingly, this is one of the two choices Kanta can go to the party without getting fired, so this shall be canon. Oh and Kanta is speaking English on the second choice.
I back party now!
You understand ?
Go party now!
When offer for a new job position
Changing job is too much
Changing job is
Too troublesome .
Few days later
What are you doing over there, Kanta?