Part 160: The Special Girl - Victory: PopularTo be a Popular Man
Pardon me, may I have a seat here?
Ahhh The vigor of todays youth. Such potential
Who are you!?
Me? I am Igor. A fellow passenger of the same destination as yours.
You are joining the army at your age!?
Hoho, not at all. I am just a guide in this destination.
Oh, of course. The tour guide
Hold on, why would the army need a tour guide?
Who knows. What we will discover at the end of this journey might be grand and surprising.
Huh? You are new to the camp too?
Yes. It should be interesting.
Oh, of course, this is the new recruit bus after all.
If you are bored of the armys life, I can show you a few nice place around the camp when we meet again.
You mean sneaking-
Hmm? Where did he go?
This is great! Thanks for showing me all these great places and teaching me all these survival skills!
You welcome. They will be instrumental in guiding you toward the proper path in the future.
Eh? How so?
Forming social links. You will meet many people in the future, and you will become a popular person among them. I can just see it.
Oh I doubt it. Failing to become popular was the reason I am here in the first place.
*Chuckle* Maybe you just did it wrong.
You think so?
Yes For example, did you know that talking about lewd story when you are fishing with a girl is the most attractive thing to do?
Yes. You should try it out when you have the chance.
I doubt I will ever get a girl to like me.
Silly boy. Have more confident in yourself. Someday, the bond you share with your friends will give you the strength to get through all obstacles.
I will try
Yes. Friendship and love is such precious things. How about I show you how to drive a bus next time!
Oh, that would be awesome!
Kukuku You will impress some ladies with that skill for sure.
These bonds will drive you to your true potential someday.
Phew Looks like he finally gave up.
Im sorry, Kanta! Its all my fault!
Thats unfortunate. I was expecting more of him.
Welcome. You have finally reaches this room.
Geez, overtime is rough.
You can do it, Arata!
Heh, I will do my bes-
Hes off today.
Thanks for coming, sir.
Its my turn, now sharpen my Mohawk!
Haha, alright, kan-
Ahh Hes not here.
Kana, lets the new Madoka Rebellion movie this weekend!
Oh! Ive been waiting for that to come out sin-
Hes not here I guess I daydreamed again
Choose me, Hijiri.
I meant the cloth, silly.
Snooore~ Sleep, sleep, slacking off, snoore~~
Get back to work, kan-
Ah Hes off today I guess I worked too hard lately.
We could go on a date~~
No thanks, I-
Hmm Why did I just thought of that pervert just now?
He holds my hand without permission, stare at my chest, told me about the creepy thing he plays on the computer, and
Talk about his lewd story while fishing
The street at night is really not safe at all.
Dont worry, I will protect you!
Oh I must be really scared
The last blind date was great! We should do it again!
Yes, we should the same guys again from last time.
I move the sky! Part the sea! Shake the earth!
Agree~ That Kanta guy was such a party-animal.
Cant have a party without him!
Get it? Get it? Hurr hurr hurr~
Its alright, he will fall asleep any second now.
That would be gr-
Do you think Toiletbot: Revenge of the Broken is a good title?
It better have card battle on top of motorcycles.
Phew Another night is over.
It feels like I am missing something though.
MY 3D WAIFU~~
Oh! Kanta wasnt here tonight.
Yes, officer. My friend Kanta is following the culprit right now.
Kanta? You mean Tateishi Kanta?
Huh? You know him?
These are the affections gathered from your popularity.
Hes out, girl. Just look at him.
NO! Kanta is a strong man! He can stand back up anytime!
Your hero has lost.
No! he hasnt!
Its a shame that he didnt get some help at all.
Huh? He can get help?
It would be more fun if he would bend our agreement a little.
Kanta dont need help! He is the most capable man in the world!
Why? What made you trust in this man to such degree? Or was it out of desperation for your hopeless salvation?
Kanta hasnt lost!
Kanta may act like a stupid idiot sometime
With this amount of power You can change the world or even destroy it.
He might not take things seriously, but when it comes to his friends, he always express his true self!
When we are together, I understand his feeling completely!
We are the same kind of people that understand each other! We do whatever the hell we like! Even defying logic! And I know he will save me!
Hooo How fascinating So thats your choice
Why did you sever the power?
I really appreciate the help, but
It seems He has reached the destination all by himself.
What an intriguing person.
When Kanta say he will save me, he will do it!
Hah! Tell me how that dying corpse over there can sav-
H-how could you
Oh You seem More confident
I am always confident.
Hahaha! So you plan on continuing your hopeless battle?
Ohh? Do tell.
For our previous agreement?
What is Your new wager?
Since our original term were my life for Tanakas
The only fair raise to this wager would be giving up everything I have.
All my persona property. My house, my car, all my savings in the bank, everything.
And you think I want your junk?
I also happen to held the creator patent for the popular multi-million dollar franchise, Toiletbot.
No. I can tell hes telling the truth. Very well, I can accept that, but whats your condition?
Simple, have the fatty fight me with only his right hand.
I can beat you with a mere finger!
Is that all your ask? I was expecting more with the amount you offered. You do know hes right-handed, yes?
Removing the weaker arm will be more than adequate for me to win.
Hah! Your overconfidence will be your doom.
However, just in case you pull any tricks on this condition, I want his left hand on his back.
We won't need cheating to beat a weakling like you.
Hmph. Cutting your brute strength by half is more than manageable.
Fine! I accept this new wager. Now, entertain me!
Well Thats two thing.
What is it?
Eh O-of course I know that. I will beat you up with just straight punches!
As for the second thing.
The purple really looks terrible on you. That girl should have ditches you way earlier.
I WILL CRUSH THAT MOUTH OF YOURS!
He used his left hand!
Agh! No way!
Since you have breached the term of our agreement. This is my win.
Hah! So you did.
You knew I were aiming for him to accidently use his offhand in reflex.
Of course. I also knew you are actually at your limit. Raising your arm would be the last thing you can do at this point.
So why did accept my ante?
I get to see a batman gambit in action and I get to punish either one of you in the end. Theres nothing for me to lose!
Hmph. What a scary old man.
How about you work for me? A whole new world of riches, women fling to your arms, and fame will be all within your grasp.
Gahahaha, so be it! The girl is yours! You two are free to go!