Part 12: Act XI: The Godfather

Act XI: The Godfather
With Dave_O, Krakhan and Slowbeef!

The Story So Far:

I forget. We're going after a virus? A midget? A vaccine? Cherry Grace?

The LP Thus Far:

Kill me now. This is a short act, but it's one of my favorites. It's the second best in the game.


Dave_O: The Godfather? Who's seen that?



Dave_O: That midget fills me with dread.


Slowbeef: Didn't he say that already?
Dave_O: That's his gimmick.


Slowbeef: You're right, you're fuckin' right. He got it. I can't.



Dave_O: He just said that shit all ov- our Bose.
Slowbeef: Our Bose?!
Dave_O: He's talking about speakers. Their ruler is a giant Bose speaker.



Krakhan: Ouuugggghhhh!


Dave_O: Yeah! Maze!
Slowbeef: Alright, there's one piece of good news. Wanna know what it is? It's not a maze, it's a spiral.
Dave_O: Ah! Those crafty Nazis.
Slowbeef: I'm always saying that.
Dave_O: Every day. On the subway.


Dave_O: This doesn't look like a spiral. Oh wait, it is.
Krakhan: A downward spiral.
Dave_O: That's a good album.
Krakhan: It is.
Dave_O: Let's just play that.


Dave_O: You're like Quick-Draw over here, Slowbeef. The Beef, if you will. I kinda like "The Beef."


Slowbeef: Ugh. There's no map.


Dave_O: Did you just pick up a bunch of crates with just random shit? What was that-


Slowbeef: Whoa!


Dave_O: Oh my God, that man is bright pink!


Dave_O: Whoa, it's Mecha-Hitler! I was right!
Slowbeef: It's Mecha-Hitler? It looks like Hitler.
Dave_O: I was just guessing!


Slowbeef: Smirk? That's Hitler!
Dave_O: No, it's the Mecha-Hitler.


Slowbeef: Reliable?
Krakhan: What?


Dave_O: Make a deal, Mecha-Hitler?
Slowbeef: No way. No way! You did not just desynch now. You are fucking with me.




Even Golgo can't believe it.




Slowbeef: It's like we're ending on a cliffhanger, but not on purpose.

End of Act 11.