Part 11: Guy & Dread

We've got the money, let's blow this perpetually dark shit-festival!









I need to charter a ship.


You're in luck my friend. Rumour has it Largo's been run off the island so I'm now free to sail again. Only problem is... You don't look like the type that has 20 pieces of eight.


Actually I do have that much.






Great! Where's your ship?


You're standing in it, mon.





And then...




BAM! Badass fortress of plot out of nowhere!













Only Because they tell me you've found Guybrush Threekwood.


Yes. I've found him on Scabb Island.


Very Good. Nobody gets the upper hand on LeChuck without getting what he deserves. I want Guybrush brought to me and I want him alive. I am entrusting this to you. Do not fail me.


Never, your voodoo lordship.











This is going to be fun!





Where do you want to go?



I'm on a ship called "The Jolly Rasta". If there isn't any smoke around here heads are gonna roll!



I'd just like to cruise aimlessly for a while.


Okay, just let me know when you want to go someplace.



Score!




Heh, yes... empty... of course... I'll save this for later.




Oh crap we've been rumbled!














So... How long do I have?


Oh Jesus what's happening?!




Wow, I feel exhilirated! I am going to find the fuck out of that treasure!





I don't know. What are my choices?


I only know how to get to three islands, mon.


What are they?


There's where we just came from, Scabb Island. The only island where pirates are free to be pirates. Then there's Booty Island. The festive, French, Mardi Gras, party-all-the-time island. It's run by one of the most resptected and loved governors around... Governor Elaine Marley.


Elaine?


And last, there is Phatt Island. A fascist dictatorship, run by an over-bloated pig named Governor Phatt.



Ooh let's go over here!




No? Well how about over here?




Oh come on. Where's your sense of adventure?





We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Circle.
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Hexagon
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Parallelogram
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Octagon
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Trapezoid
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Rhombus
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Dihedron
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Ellipse
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Dodecagon
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Ovoid
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Icosahedron
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Cardioid
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Torus
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Lemniscate
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Parallelipiped
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Frustum
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Helix
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Oblate Spheroid
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Convex Region
We can't go there mon, that's the forbidden Elliptic Hyperboloid





Oh fine, We'll go to a lame island then.