Part 38: Jungle Adventure Minivan
Part 38
Jungle Infection

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It took me weeks to choose what to do, but ultimately I decided to go to the jungles. Mel was pretty pleased.



You heard him, Colt! Grab Solid and let's get going!

Kavaro was clever enough to bring along a change of clothes for Colt and myself. I had a khaki jacket and a little hazmat mask to keep out any jungle viruses. Colt, on the other hand...


You look like a little dutch boy.



Kavaro responded by staring intensely at us for a solid minute.

And then he wandered off on the trail with Solid in tow. Why do I end up with all the insane people?

Regardless, we pressed on through the hot jungles in search of some kind of jungle treasure.

A jungle tree! Solid, smash it!

SMASH IT!

Boo-ya. Now let's move on.




Cool, let's plunder it.

Solid kept getting lost inside the building, but he did manage to snag one treasure before quitting.

What the hell is that supposed to be?


Feed me
Okay we're throwing that away right now.

Pressing on, Solid blazed a trail through solid boulders and small animals. We followed the trail of slit throats to another building.




Yeah, I can see Colt living there.

I turned my head for a second, and Solid vanished. We were about to search for him, when we heard a rustle.

KC Green made this for me because he is awesome and also because I gave him money

Well...



A mammoth?

But didn't mammoths live in the ice age?

Kind of.


Fine, whatever, let's just rob the stupid statue.

Another flower. Wonderful.

Well, that'll save me on mint leaves.

I hate everything.

Let's just go home before Solid tries to stab our souls.


What?! No it wasn't! We just got some cheap-ass flowers! You made me get out of my room for this?! You people suck!


Ugh. Whatever. Let's just focus on training Solid for now. I'm going to play with my griever in the meantime.